That awkward moment in 2013 when everyone is still...
Watch this shit happen, fools.
changethelocks asked: Hey thanks for the add!
I am thankful for my mom’s dope cooking. Fuckyeah.
Anonymous asked: You is sexy as hell guuuuurl !!
My moms boyfriend of eight years and the father of my baby sister finally proposed!!!! I’m so fucking happy for them. I’m gonna be the maid of honor!
Club hopping last night.
Soho. Then asylum. Then bar seven. Absolutely no sleep at all. Left the bar when it closed at four And my store meeting for black Friday at 8am. Fucking champ.
Deathly Hallows was fucking sick. But the theater was like a two and a half hour elevator ride. Creeper loner guy eating his jalapeño nachos in microscopic OCD bites decides to sit right next to me And leave the arm rest up the whole movie. Awkward… And when I bitched him out about why he couldn’t sit in any of the other seats, he tells me that it’s “more...
I love my mom.
The one night I sleep over, my mom goes out while im asleep and hits up the manapua truck from my old neighborhood. I wake up to fried noodles and a mountain of pork hash. Mililani sucks for not having this.
I have the gift of crafting witty facebook statuses that get a lot of “liking” and attention. I find it reassuring because I feel that I’m so socially awkward, but bad on my part because I barely comment/like on anyone’s things. I just like making people smile!
exeunt asked: You cute, gurl.
Reaching into my wallet at the counter of the bank teller, I grab out my checks, ID, and bank card. Accidentally mixed into the necessary documents Is a nearly empty baggie with weed That I almost hand over to her. Hahahaha
kidsnlove asked: your so damn beautiful :)
Oh, deciding factors.
Me: Wait, are we going to town?
BNL: What are you gonna do while we fuck? Hang out with her brother?
Me: Idk. Do they have an xbox?
BNL: No, but they have a wii.
Me: Yeah fuck that.